How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
It's allergy season again?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.