Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?