Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do fish do at parades?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Which fly makes films?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?