What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?