Why are skeletons so calm?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are stones so good at music?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do surfers go to school?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do golfers drink on the green?