Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What day is your mom always right?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?