Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
How was the wedding?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why are billionaires such good parents?