What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do mermaids see movies?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?