Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
When should you start writing a book?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why do cows go to New York?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What's the noisiest food?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?