Which animals make the most honest judges?
Fair-rets.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How does a witch play loud music?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why do math teachers love March?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?