What do you give a sick lemon?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?