What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the fish so smart?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What color are all the books in the library?