Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the salad say to its dad?