What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?