What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Do dads always snore?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do little fish love to play with?