What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where do termites go camping?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why was the cow afraid?