What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?