What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldoser.
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What tree has the most bark?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do fish use for glasses?