What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldoser.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do birds go to drink?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why is laughter the best medicine?