How does one gelatin greet another?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are maps such great therapists?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is the color of the wind?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do diners never serve lobster?