Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
Why was the bee sad?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?