Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?