Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?