Why do cows make great bakers?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Where was Noah born?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?