Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Where does laundry go to college?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do you talk to a giant?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?