Where do vampires keep their money?
The blood bank.
What animal floats best?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is the color of the wind?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is the definition of Robin?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's the noisiest food?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?