What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?