Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call the dog magician?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you do when two snails fight?