Why are turtles so shy?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where do hamsters come from?
How do dog catchers get paid?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call an arctic cow?