Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
I'm not a bad putter.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Someone stole all my lamps.
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why are baseball games at night?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?