Why are sheep such great pranksters?
They love to pull the wool over someone's eyes.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?