What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?