What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
How do birds threaten one another?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which cats love to be petted?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?