What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the cat go to medical school?