Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
What is sand's favorite movie?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did spring break up with winter?
A book just fell on my head.