What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why do math teachers love March?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?