Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?