Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?