What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?