What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Launch meat.
What's a priest's favorite food?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What kind of books do boats write?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?