What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where does laundry go to college?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?