What kind of store would a dog own?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do elephants have trunks?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?