What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the foal cough?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why do bees buzz?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?