What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Quit s-cow-ling!
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which cats have the best manners?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why was the horse so happy?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why do trees hate going to school?