Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why are skeletons so calm?