Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What's the loudest Christmas song?