What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.