What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
