Why did the mirror cross the road?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How does dinner smell?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which fly makes films?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why are cowboys always religious?