What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?