What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?