Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
They can always get people to pony up.
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do ships always get stuck?