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Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
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What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call a pig thief?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
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What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?