Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How are mountains able to see?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?