Where do birds go on summer vacation?
The Canary Islands.
How does a barber get to work?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?