Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What utensil does water use to eat?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do you organize a space party?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What does a cat go to sleep on?