What does a lion call an antelope?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What vegetables make the best music?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?