Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do cats wear to work?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the fish blush?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
It's allergy season again?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
When should you start writing a book?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?