What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do cows like to dance to?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which family member is always relieved?