Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Why do math teachers love March?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Who invented fractions?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is the most faithful insect?