How do eggs end a TV show?
That's all, yolks!
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why do bees buzz?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Where are average things manufactured?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do farmers do on February 14th?