What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the noisiest food?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?