Why do salmon make such great detectives?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a tired tree?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a dancing sheep?