Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
Bears love exotic cars.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do dogs run in circles?
It's Crowded!