Which parent knows if you are running late?
Father Time.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
How are mountains able to see?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?