What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why can't you trust a pig?