How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
How does a witch play loud music?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
How does a squid go into battle?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?