How do bunnies stay fit?
Hare-robics.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?