What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which family member has tusks?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do bears keep cool?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?