What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the frog starve?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?