Why was the spider so smart?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?