What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
They created a cat-astrophic mess.
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What is the definition of Robin?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?