What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?