Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why do cats love to work?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which former US President was always cold?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?