Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are books always so angry?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?