What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the fish blush?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?