Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?