What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?