What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why are winter days great?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why was the cow afraid?