What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
How long do chickens work?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?