Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where do hamsters come from?
Why are cars magic?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Where do birds go to drink?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What animals make the best students?
What did the calf play in the school band?