Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
Why is summer always sad?
How do snowmen get information?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
When do mice play every day?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a famous turtle?