Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"