Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?