Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
"No change yet."
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Where does breakfast live?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's the most masculine animal?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do nosey peppers do?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why is the beach so confident?