What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which state has the best streets?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?