Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?