What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do billboards talk?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why don't ants get sick?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?