Why do vampires always look sick?
They keep coffin.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Which animal is the most religious?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?