How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are puppies so flexible?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?