What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why is money so stubborn?
Which condiment adds the most kick?