What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Nothing, it just stairs.
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is the definition of Robin?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which state is the cleanest?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
How does a lion greet other animals?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What does winter fat turn into?