Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Can February March?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which animal will never go bald?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which is the worst season?