What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do elves learn in school?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?