Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Do dads always snore?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What school subject really rocks?