Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?