Why did the sailor lose his job?
Because he missed the boat.
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What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?