Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do Scottish toads play?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?