What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
It was ruff.
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do bees say in the summer?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?