What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?