What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Companion-ship.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do frogs get to work?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did March say to the madness?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Which cats have the best manners?