Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What siblings are always sad?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why are trees always so positive?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?