Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a henway?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's E.T. short for?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Which state has the best streets?