Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?