Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?