Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
He was supposed to be civil.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?