Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What fish sings the best?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
How do you wash a lamb?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What animal scores the most in basketball?