What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
When do mice play every day?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why do bees gossip?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are trees so good at interior design?