How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are baseball games at night?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?