What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you make a cow float?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why are trees always so positive?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?