What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do horses reside?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why was the cat so small?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?