What is blue and not heavy?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What kind of books do boats write?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?