When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?