Why was the bunny upset?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?