What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How did groundhogs get their name?