What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Seasonal depression.
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What sports are both plant-based?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Where do hamsters come from?
How are mountains able to see?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?