What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are baseball games at night?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?