What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a pig thief?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What sports are both plant-based?