What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?