What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What is the most attractive fruit?