What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What words make the best athletes?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?