What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How do snowmen get information?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?