Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
