Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Because he was out of her league.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Surprise!!!!
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?