Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Because he was out of her league.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What animal has the most fun?
What do cows like to dance to?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?